The issue with “status” has been resolved. (15:24 UTC — May 19)

This issue has been ongoing and has been escalated to a severe status. A human may have been alerted and may even take action! (15:13 UTC — May 19)

Automated system alert - We are sensing a disruption in a http-status monitor. End users may experience issues with “status”. (15:08 UTC — May 19)