puppetry

Carlos left the Army to punish the Christianity into Pinnochio the year Benny was born. He left the Army to wrap his strings around the Mediterranean and when the Duce turned 21 he went out drinking with Disney, who woke up pregnant with the story as war overtook the world. Again! Not long after peace returned some five years later Donald The Dingus demanded an encore for his birthday then left his brother for realty, reality, and Rosie.

The Duck meanwhile had enlisted in the Navy and raised three nephews, who one night found a flute that they used to lure the woodworkers to the Magical Lathe in a cabin in the woods. To their surprise a bucket of glue poured down on each as they entered, and all of them pulled in by the spinning were squished up so close together that they hardened into the Giant Gepeto!

When he was all done curing, the trio took turns turning through the night. By morning the statue had been reduced to a pile of shavings and a figure small enough to fit under the Cloning Beam, which the nephews used to make this doll I bought you for Christmas.